Mate.exe
Ranking...
PC_DEAD
Gastronomic
共和党員

THE CORRELATION LAB

Running 40-core deep learning analysis on Nicothepckiller's monthly drops...

[SYSTEM] Initializing PCKiller_AI v2.4.0... DONE
[DATA] Loading 39 rank images... DONE
[SCAN] Detecting keywords: "US States", "Cowboys", "1865", "Communities"... DONE
[ANALYSIS] Cross-referencing "Best US States with Native American communities" with "Cowboy activity from 1865"...
Calculating... [|||||||||||||||||] 100%
ERROR: ZERO CORRELATION DETECTED.
[THEORY] Hypothesizing that Nico is actually a 19th-century map maker trapped in a Discord bot? PENDING... DISPROVEN (He uses Discord emojis).
[ANALYSIS] Checking for hidden messages in state orders...
S-O-U-T-H-D-A-K-O-T-A... K-A-N-S-A-S...
Translating to Morse Code...
Translating to Binary... FATAL ERROR: DATA MAKES NO SENSE.
[SYSTEM] Core temperature rising. Logic processors melting.
Conclusion: The rankings are purely based on the movement of dust motes in Nico's room.
Final Verdict: HE JUST LIKES STATES, MAN.
Back to Reality